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[marinavogel]

mutant. and don't tempt me.

[hogun]

that seems a rude thing to call someone

[marinavogel]

the way a lot of people say it, it is.

[hogun]

and this happens a lot?

[marinavogel]

most people aren't mutant fans, no.

[hogun]

why

i do not know what this even means

[marinavogel]

you don't? where the hell do you live that doesn't have mutants. anyway, people are stupid and think we're scary and treat us like shit because of it, same as every other minority group ever.

[hogun]

i live in asgard. sometimes vanaheim.

oh.

kill them all.

[marinavogel]

asgard? and I would, but I'm pretty sure that would just fuel anti-mutant paranoia.

[hogun]

i do not like catch twenty twos

[marinavogel]

me neither.

[marinavogel]

wait. asgard like norse myths and thor and stuff? didn't one of you invade new york or something

[hogun]

yes. that asgard.

loki was the one who lead the invasion of midgard.

[marinavogel]

huh. well, from the five words of norse myth I ever heard, that sounds about right.

[hogun]

if humans figured out loki is an asshole before we did i will be mad.

[marinavogel]

I'm not really into myths, but I'm pretty sure he's known for being the god of douchebags or something.

[hogun]

that sounds accurate enough.

[marinavogel]

and I guess a bunch of mythological characters probably don't get all bent out of shape over humans with weird abilities huh.

[hogun]

i do not know why we would bend in any shape about it.

[marinavogel]

that didn't translate I guess. I meant that you guys wouldn't get angry about it like a lot of people here do.

[hogun]

oh. no we would not.

mostly we would probably want to see the powers. and maybe fight for fun then go find drinks. that is about it.

[marinavogel]

that sounds like a much more reasonable reaction than torches and pitchforks. I'd need a large body of water to show off most of the "interesting" stuff. otherwise it's all pointy teeth and terrifying eyes and stuff.

[hogun]

having any one of us that close to open flame would be a bad idea anyway.

what is the interesting stuff?

[marinavogel]

talking to fish mostly. anything that lives in the water, actually. well. being able to be thrown through a wall and walk away is pretty interesting too, but not as fun to demonstrate.

[hogun]

you really talk to fish? do fish have a lot to say


i do not know i have lots of fun throwing people through walls.