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[hogun]

i live in asgard. sometimes vanaheim.

oh.

kill them all.

[marinavogel]

asgard? and I would, but I'm pretty sure that would just fuel anti-mutant paranoia.

[hogun]

i do not like catch twenty twos

[marinavogel]

me neither.

[marinavogel]

wait. asgard like norse myths and thor and stuff? didn't one of you invade new york or something

[hogun]

yes. that asgard.

loki was the one who lead the invasion of midgard.

[marinavogel]

huh. well, from the five words of norse myth I ever heard, that sounds about right.

[hogun]

if humans figured out loki is an asshole before we did i will be mad.

[marinavogel]

I'm not really into myths, but I'm pretty sure he's known for being the god of douchebags or something.

[hogun]

that sounds accurate enough.

[marinavogel]

and I guess a bunch of mythological characters probably don't get all bent out of shape over humans with weird abilities huh.

[hogun]

i do not know why we would bend in any shape about it.

[marinavogel]

that didn't translate I guess. I meant that you guys wouldn't get angry about it like a lot of people here do.

[hogun]

oh. no we would not.

mostly we would probably want to see the powers. and maybe fight for fun then go find drinks. that is about it.

[marinavogel]

that sounds like a much more reasonable reaction than torches and pitchforks. I'd need a large body of water to show off most of the "interesting" stuff. otherwise it's all pointy teeth and terrifying eyes and stuff.

[hogun]

having any one of us that close to open flame would be a bad idea anyway.

what is the interesting stuff?

[marinavogel]

talking to fish mostly. anything that lives in the water, actually. well. being able to be thrown through a wall and walk away is pretty interesting too, but not as fun to demonstrate.

[hogun]

you really talk to fish? do fish have a lot to say


i do not know i have lots of fun throwing people through walls.

[marinavogel]

depends on the fish. a lot of people laugh at "sealife telepathy" or whatever we're calling it now. but is it still funny when I can politely ask a shark to eat somebody? well. it's funny to me anyway. I didn't much like being thrown through the wall last time it happened to me, but I was still growing. might not be as bad now.

[hogun]

i think it is funny.

it was bad before?

[marinavogel]

good. although to be honest, sharks aren't really into eating humans, so I don't know that I'd actually ask one to eat somebody. but whatever.

and yeah. powers don't always come in all at the same time, and sometimes they take a while to settle. kind of like uh. like when a teenage boy's voice keeps cracking and stuff for a while. I got the durability before I got the different pain levels to go with it. so you could throw me through a wall and I wouldn't be injured, but I hurt like a normal squishy human. fun stuff. especially when it only happened half the time. I won't even get into how often I tore up my mouth with my brand new pointy shark teeth.

[hogun]

bite then spit out maybe. if sharks can spit things out, i do not know much about them.

i did not know that. and that sounds very painful, i am sorry.

[marinavogel]

sharks bite people and then let them go all the time, actually. humans do a lot of stupid shit in the ocean, unsurprisingly.

it was. I remember a lot of passing out and/or puking from pain during my brief stay at xavier's stupid institute. now though, I end up spitting out teeth a couple times a week without even noticing.

[hogun]

humans do a lot of stupid things in general.

that does not hurt?

[marinavogel]

nope. not unless I catch one on something and it comes out early. that can hurt a little. I go through them like an actual shark does.

haha, actually. sometimes if I live in a beachy enough place I make "shark tooth" necklaces and sell them to tourists.