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[greedybastard]

So I'm pretty sure my tiny kitten isn't a kitten after all.

[(Anonymous)]

wait what

deets

[greedybastard]

I found an actual kitten so now I have a kitten and this other thing that I have no fuckin clue what it is.

[(Anonymous)]

well uh

what does the other thing look like then

[greedybastard]

I dunno, it's small and furry. Little ears. Fluffy tail. Beady eyes.

[(Anonymous)]

lmfao that's like half of mammals

i need more deets or maybe a picture

[greedybastard]

It's black and white? I wonder if I can search for it with my vague-ass description.

[greedybastard]

It's one of these http://www.wildlifehotline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Baby-Skunk.jpg


What the fuck's a skunk.

[(Anonymous)]

omg you have a /skunk/

[greedybastard]

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[(Anonymous)]

it's a good thing bc skunks are /adorable/

but also they uh

spray

so be careful

[greedybastard]

...Spray?

[annabelmgraves]

Skunks are pretty cute. I think I've even heard of people keeping them as pets before. Mostly, I'm used to them being around sometimes when I'm out camping. Usually a skunk means I don't have to worry about anything else coming around and rifling through my stuff.

[greedybastard]

It's cute and it's tiny and it likes the kitten so I guess I'm okay with this.

Didn't really have to worry about anyone fuckin with my stuff to begin with, so it bein a good... guard skunk doesn't matter much.

[annabelmgraves]

Well, it's not that they guard their territory so much as nothing with a nose wants to annoy them.

[annabelmgraves]

That seems like, uh, kind of a difficult mistake to make.

[greedybastard]

I never paid any goddamn attention to pets when I was alive, or what passed for alive for me.

I could probably maybe identify a dog at least.

[annabelmgraves]

...Ah. Okay. Given what else I've seen people talking in here, I have no idea why I made any assumptions at all. That was dumb.

[greedybastard]

It's no big deal. I think I'm kind of a unique case even for here.

[annabelmgraves]

I know how that goes. Though I'm not sure how freakish I am by this place's standards. Which is kind of a new one for me.

[greedybastard]

You're one of the mutant crew, right? I'm one of the dead guys.

[annabelmgraves]

Yeah, I'm a mutant with some uh, unusual circumstances, I guess you'd say.

...Dead guys? I'm not sure I've seen any other dead people around, but that's really not any stranger than mutants or alien gods.

[greedybastard]

Blushie's got a dead serial killer and a ghost kid chilling out in space with her. Then there's all the Soul Reapers that sometimes top in here to chat. They're ghostly samurai assholes who get to play afterlife police.

And then there's... me. I'm a little harder to explain.

[annabelmgraves]

...Wow, that's a lot of dead people.

Yeah, I'm uh. Part mutant, part lab experiment, basically.

[greedybastard]

That doesn't sound like it was a very pleasant beginning.

100% alchemy-created soulless monstrosity, over here. Or I was. Then I died, and now who even fuckin knows.