constable_odo | (no subject)

most people aren't mutant fans, no.

why

i do not know what this even means

you don't? where the hell do you live that doesn't have mutants. anyway, people are stupid and think we're scary and treat us like shit because of it, same as every other minority group ever.

i live in asgard. sometimes vanaheim.

oh.

kill them all.

asgard? and I would, but I'm pretty sure that would just fuel anti-mutant paranoia.

i do not like catch twenty twos

me neither.

wait. asgard like norse myths and thor and stuff? didn't one of you invade new york or something

yes. that asgard.

loki was the one who lead the invasion of midgard.

huh. well, from the five words of norse myth I ever heard, that sounds about right.

if humans figured out loki is an asshole before we did i will be mad.

I'm not really into myths, but I'm pretty sure he's known for being the god of douchebags or something.

that sounds accurate enough.

and I guess a bunch of mythological characters probably don't get all bent out of shape over humans with weird abilities huh.

i do not know why we would bend in any shape about it.

that didn't translate I guess. I meant that you guys wouldn't get angry about it like a lot of people here do.

oh. no we would not.

mostly we would probably want to see the powers. and maybe fight for fun then go find drinks. that is about it.

that sounds like a much more reasonable reaction than torches and pitchforks. I'd need a large body of water to show off most of the "interesting" stuff. otherwise it's all pointy teeth and terrifying eyes and stuff.

having any one of us that close to open flame would be a bad idea anyway.

what is the interesting stuff?

talking to fish mostly. anything that lives in the water, actually. well. being able to be thrown through a wall and walk away is pretty interesting too, but not as fun to demonstrate.

you really talk to fish? do fish have a lot to say

i do not know i have lots of fun throwing people through walls.

depends on the fish. a lot of people laugh at "sealife telepathy" or whatever we're calling it now. but is it still funny when I can politely ask a shark to eat somebody? well. it's funny to me anyway. I didn't much like being thrown through the wall last time it happened to me, but I was still growing. might not be as bad now.

i think it is funny.

it was bad before?

good. although to be honest, sharks aren't really into eating humans, so I don't know that I'd actually ask one to eat somebody. but whatever.

and yeah. powers don't always come in all at the same time, and sometimes they take a while to settle. kind of like uh. like when a teenage boy's voice keeps cracking and stuff for a while. I got the durability before I got the different pain levels to go with it. so you could throw me through a wall and I wouldn't be injured, but I hurt like a normal squishy human. fun stuff. especially when it only happened half the time. I won't even get into how often I tore up my mouth with my brand new pointy shark teeth.

bite then spit out maybe. if sharks can spit things out, i do not know much about them.

i did not know that. and that sounds very painful, i am sorry.