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[marinavogel]

shield I think. maybe my old school, though I don't think they've ever really cared what I get up to.

[hogun]

i do not think they thought this plan through

[marinavogel]

oh I don't know. it's pretty classic shield. they win either way. if I don't do like the ominous note says, I'm noncompliant and they can use that as an excuse to get meaner, not that they need it. if I do come here, I'm more visible to them which makes the largely incompetent agent assigned to me's job easier. I keep just a low enough profile to be annoying to keep track of I think.

[hogun]

better than what they used to do

still does not seem to amount to much

[marinavogel]

I guess I'm lucky to be boring enough that they didn't just lock me up, yeah.

[hogun]

they are too busy not catching loki again probably

[marinavogel]

maybe they've moved on to detaining children.

easier targets.

[hogun]

i would hope not

for their sake

[marinavogel]

I probably shouldn't give them ideas. maybe they could hire some five year old consultants. they'd probably be smarter.

[hogun]

i thought they could not get dumber but they are letting loki talk here

never let loki talk

[marinavogel]

I should add they already "keep track of" at least teenagers sometimes. ask me how I know this. haha. ha.

[hogun]

keeping track of teenagers clearly very important work

next shield project, finding out what babies are actually saying, also very important

maybe looking for library late fees also

[marinavogel]

clearly all babies are saying "down with shield" and that's why they're dangerous.

people who don't return books are a notorious threat to uh

normal upstanding citizens. or something.

[hogun]

babies engage in terrible dark magics

overdue library book is maybe treason we don't know

[marinavogel]

the babies are checking out library books about dark rituals. they must be stopped.

[(Anonymous)]

...yeah that sounds like shield. and ofc since loki posts here, they can randomly decide you two are in cahoots or something. bc you both keyworded your icons with nouns or whatever.

(i'm in and out of the post rn but hi! whether u stay or not)

[marinavogel]

oh, of course. we both have vowels in our names, too. very suspicious.

and uh, hi I guess.

[hogun]

you know loki's name maybe you are working with him

[(Anonymous)]

lbr i am probably on shield's radar now for something entirely different

something more faceless and tentacle-y

but yes obviously we both know who he is so we're all in cahoots

cahoots for everyone

[hogun]

i am but i am unable to summon enough patience to deal with them and they know this

being in cahoots with loki is not that much fun in my experience

mostly he just whines

[(Anonymous)]

i'm not even in the same universe as them rn so it's not like they can do shit to me lol

it's a cahootenanny

at this rate it's starting to sound like we're talking about something else tbh

[hogun]

this makes it sound like they can do much of anything in their actual universe

do not say that too much, fandral will notice

[(Anonymous)]

lmfao well i think it depends on who they're attempting to mess with

lol oh god fandral

wait a minute /you're hogun/ omg hi

yeah i don't always notice usernames or icons lol at me. or sometimes one of the various extra dimensional whatevers blocks things i think

[hogun]

did you mean: everyone but the people they should be messing with

i think stark banned him from all computers but you never know

and yes i am hogun, hello

[(Anonymous)]

basically. shield's too busy building weapons and overreacting to everyone who's a little weird to actually do anything about anyone actually threatening

oh are you guys partying in nyc? party hard

c: i'm caroline