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loki are you holding the new page hostage if so pls stop

so i hear this is where all the cool mutants hang out now

This is totally not a waste of my time

well this is injury enough to hurt a lot. ow.

oh cool, my phone still works. i thought i broke it already,

B u t t s.

whoops that was a close call. anyway.

well now that all of the mystery shrapnel has been picked out of my back, time for a pizza break? sure why not.

i hope nyc is nice this time of year

Edited 2014-06-29 04:14 (UTC)

nothing like waking up in the woods and not knowing how you got there

who wants pizza rolls?

Sooo... what's going on in here?

So I'm pretty sure my tiny kitten isn't a kitten after all.

lmao so this has been an adventure

so i think tentative kid number three just did magic but i'm not sure

is this what it's like being the grangers

well he speaks more english than i thought he did

does this sort of thing happen terribly often? what manner of place have I been left?

yes hello now that i'm out of the brig and have calmed all the upset children i have to tell you guys about something i noticed

it's v important

hawkeye has the same resting face as keevan

somewhere in a universe there exists a kinda potato-y kinda mccoy-y lookin vorta who drinks even more coffee than me i can't stop laughing

roll call who else is here and tired beyond tired

i had a joke here but i forgot it already i' m that tired

well this cetainly is a thing. uh hey guys.

here's a fun game: is that guy on his way to a convention or did he get the short end of the mutant stick? aka what the hell am I looking at here

what is this about needing to move

who wants cake?

“average spy goes undercover 3 times a year" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average agent spies 0 times per year. Spiders Nat, who lives in a shipbasket & spies over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

well i have a new phone finally