constable_odo | (no subject)

i just noticed that myself

wait a moment. ye said ye were sleeping. i expect this is the proxy making mischief again.

proxy me is an asshole apparently

between this and the approximately fiwe million incomprehensible pages of stuff on my datapad me leawes me i am not happy vith him at all

what stuff?

oh

velp

aye, the cat's out of the bag so ye may as well tell me now.

ugh he just scribbles all ower all my charts and graphs. i don't ewen know vhat it is he's doing because if i stare at it too long my nose bleeds and i feel veird.

pavel...

look, why don't i take a look at them?

go ahead

they're all in russian and something else i can't ewen read

oh lovely, this looks like the writing on that halo of the sun. we should show these to uhura.

vait, vhat. i drew in culty scary text?

i

i didn't ewen see zat vhen i looked.

well, if looking at it makes ye feel sick and start bleeding, i think ye have a good reason to have not noticed too much.

vell ewen vith zat i could still tell you vhat i read in russian, or some of the math. it hurts to think about but i remember vhat it is i read. vhen i try thinking about the other things all i can see are distorted scribbles.

pavel

let uhura take a look. she doesn't get headaches from looking at it. she can translate the russian too. we can look at the math together later.