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[icandozat]

I AM A SEX MACHINE READY TO RELOAD
LIKE AN ATOM BOMB ABOUT TO
EXPLOOOOOODE~ BD

[amplenacelles]

i'm burning through the skyyyyyyyy yeah
two hundred degrees
that's why they call me mister fahrenheit
i'm traveling at the speed of liiiiight
i wanna make a supersonic woman of youuuu

[(Anonymous)]

DO YOU TWO NEED A MINUTE

[captainsexy]

oh you heard those rumors too huh

[amplenacelles]

 

[dax]

omg i

ship it now

[(Anonymous)]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX :D

[dax]

HIIII BLUSHIE

[(Anonymous)]

WE DIDN'T BLOW UP HOORAY

PARTY PARTY PARTY

[dax]

I'M BREAKING OUT THE GOOD STUFF

[(Anonymous)]

COME TO QUARK'S FOR THE INFORMATION ON YOUR IMPENDING DOOM

STAY FOR THE NO DYING TODAY AFTERPARTY

[amplenacelles]

alright that's enough

[dax]

pap shoosh it's adorable

[(Anonymous)]

it rly is

[(Anonymous)]

dax i just realized sth

[dax]

deets

[(Anonymous)]

whenever one of us teases scotty and chekov like this, scotty always grumps

but

chekov

/DISAPPEARS/

EVERY

TIME

[amplenacelles]

seriously? knock it off

[dax]

oh my god HE DOES

chekov come back

any fool could see

this ship was

meant to be

i don't know the lyrics that well and i'm drinking DON'T YOU JUDGE ME

[(Anonymous)]

close enough beebs /oh my god/ tho

icu pavel iiiiiii ccccccc uuuuuuu

[dax]

help it's so cute i can't deal with it

we understand the math of ensign chekov

[(Anonymous)]

i knooooooow riiiiiight

best ship tbh

[amplenacelles]

oh, i'm judging ye alright

[dax]

aw. for someone who's been playing matchmaker you're awfully irritable when anyone suggests this at all.

[amplenacelles]

i'm awfully irritable because ye two are upsetting my friend could ye not he spends enough time miserable thanks very much