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[captainsexy]

whoa hey i skip out on this place for a night and all kinds of shit happens

[commanderspock]

This is what happens when you sleep.

Clearly the only answer is never sleeping. Pavel knows.

[captainsexy]

hey man i like sleeping just fine

[howdelightful]

i missed so much

i am most distressed right now

[captainsexy]

i fuckin' know right

sheesh

[howdelightful]

and it is all tw sadness don't read

i want to arrange something that is not horrifically traumatic please

how about cupcakes, can we go wrong with cupcakes

[captainsexy]

cupcakes are good as long as they're not big dumb security guys

let's go with cupcakes

[howdelightful]

oh are cupcakes also a term used for starfleet security officers? i did not know. but no, not those. the small cake things.

yes i think so.

[captainsexy]

nah, just the one.

man i wonder if i can order someone to get me some cupcakes rn




i'm the captain ofc i can

[howdelightful]

OuO you can always try

i have attempted to make the jem'hadar get me some but it has so far ended in horrific, violent failure

[captainsexy]

how great can jem'hadar be if they can't even get you cupcakes man

[howdelightful]

they have been bred for battle, alas, and not baking. or raiding settlements for baked goods, apparently.

[captainsexy]

just get blushie to send you a recipe, man

[howdelightful]

perhaps. but alas i don't think we even have any sort of food-preparation facilities.

[captainsexy]

whoa really wtf

[howdelightful]

neither we vorta or the jem'hadar have much ability to enjoy food, so it seems mostly pointless to bother with it outside of rations.

[captainsexy]

wow that sucks

[howdelightful]

i suppose. it is hard to miss something you have never had, however.

[captainsexy]

that's true igss

at least you have booze right


right

[howdelightful]

i have some for diplomatic meetings, yes

[captainsexy]

booze is gr8 i love booze