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[beyondantares]

your ego's so massive it's begun obscuring your eyesight. tch, kirk, i'm not even the one who mentioned you first.

[captainsexy]

my ego's not the only thing that's massive

[(Anonymous)]

no one wants to hear about your ass zits jimbo

[captainsexy]

oh man who told you about those was it spock i bet it was spock

[beyondantares]

i don't even want to know

[captainsexy]

maybe we'll invite you next time

[beyondantares]

i'm going to break this down for you in two easy to understand points:

- spock would break you in half.
1) preemptively, i'm talking about the commander, not the ambassador.
1a) but i would bet he would, too.
2) unless you've gone and named something else spock.
2a) in which case keep that shit to yourself, farm boy.

- you aren't man enough to survive me.
1) never gonna get it.
1a) no never gonna get it.

[(Anonymous)]

oh my god you broke this down into bullet points with numbered subheadings *_*

and then you quoted a song

help

[beyondantares]

[captainsexy]

man i have the weirdest boner right now

[beyondantares]

i will have bones hypo you f y i

[captainsexy]

kinky

[beyondantares]

the bar is set so low i don't think horta could tunnel under it at this point.

[beyondantares]

there isn't enough booze in the alpha quadrant t b h