constable_odo | (no subject)

that because of the terrifying guy in the suit? anyone who doesn't know about that might just think it's grieving. it's still something they should mention to you, though. at least see how you're doing.

i have like, a laundry list of reasons why i can't sleep at all

and yeah, that's probs what everyone else assumes, but you'd think someone would at least offer me some warm milk or something sheesh

i'm not even halfway through the last post right now and god damn i'd say so.

wow ok i'm actually mad now. someone's grieving, you check in on them offer to help, even if that help is leaving them alone. but you offer.

like i mean, some folks have been by, but it's mostly been people who don't know about all this in here, so i wouldn't want to abloo all over them anyway. kira was the last one to visit i think, which was v sweet i mean jesus she like, just gave birth to the o'brien's baby (which is a whole other story involving medical jargon or w/e) she's probably kind of preoccupied too. we didn't have a whole lot to talk about tho but it was sweet of her

also lmfao i am at the point of sleep dep where i'm just like, the worst person in the history of humankind so i don't rly want to like, just go out and about bc i'd just end up yelling at someone who doesn't deserve it lmao. igss i could go yell at quark, he's usually doing something he shouldn't.

well at least they've been by. it sounds like maybe you do want to be around people, even if you might not be the greatest company right now. and really, i don't think anyone's going to expect you to be.

sweetie, i doubt you're the worst. you're just going through all kinds of shit that most people won't ever have to understand. that you're still functioning at all on any level says a lot.

also if yelling at this quark guy helps, why not.

yeah. like, i'm a huge grump rn but i don't actually rly want to be by myself. blech. i'm tired and grumpy and not even going to list all the rest but i'm a huge mess rn lmfao. i just don't rly want to inflict me on the general public bc they don't need all this lmfao.

oh lmao i know i'm not actually the worst. i mean, i don't appear to be any of my relatives. ahaha that's not a very funny joke is it no it's not. ANYWAY i speak in hyperbole a lot hi. but i am definitely in the tired smad stage where i become obnoxious as fuck. kirkian levels of "look u little shit" tbh. 8D

lmfao

they might not need all that but you do. and you can always go back to your quarters any time.

i've known kirk for a pretty decent amount of time, blushie, you're gonna have to work a lot harder to reach his levels of obnoxiousness.

mb i will go angrily try to eat something in the replimat. and like, push it around on my plate and smush it. angrily. hmm.

lmfao well. i'm not aiming it at u rn so that helps. but if you've read the beginning of the first post u will see a lot of me being a little shit lol. i regret nothing tbh.

get some hot chocolate or something.

all the odo teasing? i saw. the difference is you're actually funny at that, and well...

i can't viciously smush hot chocolate with a fork but yeah maybe. oooo mb i'll scrape my fork all over the plate and make that rly awful noise. you know the one.

lmfao ty. i also do obnoxious things like fellate popsicles in his office while he's trying to work. B)

i know that one. also, if anyone bothers you, introduce their face to the coco.

i approve.

lmfao yes. i wonder if i could drown someone in cocoa...

B)

with a big enough mug, maybe...

and report back. for science.

lmao i actually just sat down in the replimat with some hot cocoa and meatloaf. gonna kill the hell out of this meatloaf and bury it in a mashed potato cairn

stab the shit out of it with a fork.

yessssssssssss death to this meatloaf it offends my sight

oh hang on someone's coming over whoa

well well you just can't resist talking about me i see

your ego's so massive it's begun obscuring your eyesight. tch, kirk, i'm not even the one who mentioned you first.

my ego's not the only thing that's massive

no one wants to hear about your ass zits jimbo

oh man who told you about those was it spock i bet it was spock

i don't even want to know

maybe we'll invite you next time

i'm going to break this down for you in two easy to understand points:

- spock would break you in half.
1) preemptively, i'm talking about the commander, not the ambassador.
1a) but i would bet he would, too.
2) unless you've gone and named something else spock.
2a) in which case keep that shit to yourself, farm boy.

- you aren't man enough to survive me.
1) never gonna get it.
1a) no never gonna get it.