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ohhh really OHHHHHHH REALLLY

GUESS WHO JUST FUCKING SHOWED UP

ON MY GODDAMN STATION

HASSLING MY GODDAMN PEOPLE GET THE FUCK OUT I WILL SSSSSSSSSSSKIN YOU AND FEED YOU TO SLENDY I SWEAR TO GOD

G E T O U T

i am legitimately beyond furious right now

i don't have an angry enough icon

CAN WE STALL HIM

BY STALL I MOSTLY MEAN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSKIN BUT ALSO CAN WE STALL HIM

i think we can

or we can at least try

IF YOU CAN DISTRACT HIM INTO YOUR OFFICE OR SOMEPLACE FOR A BIT I WILL DO A THING

IDK HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO KNOW AHEAD OF TIME BUT IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL

i am fine with that

it may not work long term but it might give me time to get rid of him

EXACTLY

does this mean what i think it means

YES

it does

oh dear.

you know i might know where you could find some nice decorative knives...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OuO

i don't think that's going to fly, blushie

DO YOU THINK HE WOULD FLY IF I PUSHED HIM OFF THE SECOND LEVEL OF THE PROMENADE

CAN I FIND OUT

FOR SCIENCE

i think he would fall, if i'm being technical

FALLING WITH STYLE OR W/E

LET ME KNOW WHEN HE'S SAFELY AWAY FROM SICKBAY PLS

Are there perhaps any Starfleet or Bajoran regulations you could use to eject him from the station, Constable? Or perhaps simple bar him from contact with the child.

Edited 2013-04-21 08:15 (UTC)

if there are, i'll find them

I'M ON IT FOR NOW >:)

BUT YES

Good.

Also I should mention, the Tall Man was here a moment ago. It was very brief but very different than his usual visits. He is very, very angry right now.

GOOD

MAYBE HE COULD PUT MORA'S ORGANS IN BAGS /I'M JS/

Given his current disposition I would not rule it out.

SLENDY SLENDY SLENDY DO THIS PLS NO KO

as much as i loathe mora and believe me i do, let's try to avoid that

BUT WHY

ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS ODO