constable_odo | (no subject)

oh my. i've started the new page. that is usually miss blushie's job. how odd.

gj keepin the legacy alive

thank you. i worked quite hard, as you can see.

i suppose now i should make some sort of innuendo laden remark about my word choice.

does this mean i have to harrumph irritably

i've heard him do it man but i don't know how well i can accurately imitate that shit

this is taking a turn for the strange. should i now comment on your choice of icon?

i'll pretend i really have no idea what you mean. look how clueless i am, i'm really this oblivious guys.

and now i am sad.

harrumph of confusion

what are feelings precious

i don't understand the math of solids

o please do not trouble yourself, it is of no consequence. alas.

hold up i gotta condense my sexual frustration into as few words as possible while keeping this denial train going

i continue to be sad, but please, don't trouble yourself. perhaps i will drink.

i cannot parsley drinking so instead i will angst over that ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯