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[waltersullivan]

i stole a soup spoon from the mess hall the night before. i ground the edges down against the metal frame of my bed until it was sharp. it took a while. the better part of a day, really. then i severed my carotid artery with it.

it was really very messy, i wouldn't recommend it.

[keevan]

ah, no. that is... exactly the sort of thing i am trying to avoid.

[waltersullivan]

that would be a good idea.

how's the food in there? all we ever got served was this weird nutriloaf shit. but that was a long time ago, back on earth.

[keevan]

it's... alright. i have no idea really about the taste, of course. the textures are... a bit bland.

[waltersullivan]

well... i guess that could be always be worse. at least you can't tell if it tastes like death.

[keevan]

there is that. they've even been kind enough to make sure my injuries heal properly. very considerate.

[waltersullivan]

how very thoughtful of them.