constable_odo | (no subject)

ugh ugh ugghhh i hate that.

please tell me your version of the future has hypos for that too.

i mean, we do so it's not a big leap to figure you guys do, too.

hypos

for

WAIT

DO WE???????????????????????????????????????????

I BET YOU DO.

AND NO ONE TOLD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????????????????????????????

ARE THEY LIKE DEPO???? I NEED DEETS

that's the old fashioned shot one right? it's kind of like that yeah. lasts about a year and no periods it's the best thing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID NO ONE TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO

PERIODS

NO PERIODS :D :D :D :D

no cramps

no clots

no period shits

no pms

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss everything i've wanted in life tbh

never again the clots the size OF MY HAND times

ok i may be exaggerating slightly but not by much UGH

holy shit

yeah no go bother the doctor first thing in the morning about this

ifkr

also

lol

i once had a period last for SIX MONTHS NO /THANK YOU/

Jesus, Blushie. Go first thing. Eat something iron-rich for breakfast.

the size of-- good lord

lmfao yep

That sounds rather alarmingly unpleasant. My sympathies.

Edited 2013-04-28 11:50 (UTC)

it is/was yes, ty.

OH GOD

i mean, i'm tiny so my hands are too BUT STILL

is still wery big for a clot! my sisters alvays had awful periods. they vould spend all day in the sauna and i did not blame them.

omg you have sisters!!!

yes, i haff lots of sisters.

wait are they ok folks, or...? :x

oh, my sisters are alright. pretty normal i think. ve fight and all zat but zat's vhat siblings do. haff not really seen any of them much since i joined starfleet though.

ohh ok good! i just thought i'd better ask before i started asking for sibling deets

/only child lol

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icandozat - 2013-04-28 12:38 (UTC) - Expand

I'd have to look up Depo specifically, but this is a hypo once a year, except in some special cases where you might need a different dosage. No periods in the vast majority of cases, in human women at least. Far fewer side effects than the hormonal birth control you would have had in your time.

Go bug your doctor there in the morning and get your hypo, it oughta end this one early. It'll be a day or two of spotting probably instead of whatever's normal for you.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg omg omg FIRST THING IN THE MORNING TBH my periods are hellish i am negl

actually how the fuck did this one sneak up on me idek