constable_odo | (no subject)

well that's that. he didn't have time to post first but garak won't be around for a bit

wait, how do you know about that already

he's not as much of an enigma as he thinks tbh lol

no i mean i only just found out from sisko

after he left with worf

he left

with

worf

i saw him after he gave sisko the bogus version of the message

he /really/ is not as hard to read as he thinks

well yes i know that

i'm just wondering why you're better informed about this than i am

that would beeeeeeee bc i'm the one who waylaid him before he could just /steal/ a runabout

...

what

it's not like i was laying in wait for hours

approximately how long did you know about this before it happened

uhhhhhhh it's been what, three hours since garak got back from lunch i think? he seemed suspicious, so i went and told sisko what i thought was about to happen (i guessed correctly lmao) instead of going to lunch, caught garak in his quarters, and then igss it snowballed p quickly huh

i did eventually eat lunch tho since the shop wasn't gonna be open anyway

apparently. i found out about the whole thing as they were leaving in the runabout. harrumph.

whoa rly oops

btw lmao i'm still laughing. all i had to do was be like "ok garak what's rly going on" and he just /told me/

well, and captain sisko who was listening in via comm. rly garak, you didn't see that coming

sometimes you're too cardassian for your own good

idk i think i was just cardassian enough in this situation

and then he left with worf

argh i think i might be breathing fire a little

i need to go see if he left me any kind of message about this before he left because if not

wait omg worf just left w/o saying anything to you what an ass

he did

i am not a happy camper right now

omggggg roooooooooood worf

he is going to be in so much trouble when he gets back

so much

you have no idea

punch him a lot tbh