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[icandozat]

oh. haha yes, zat sounds less like i am as deranged as i feel, thank you.

[amplenacelles]

aye well, i think you're supposed to wait for the second date before ye tell 'em about otherworldly possessions and supernatural stalkers. it's been a while though, the conventions may have changed.

[icandozat]

here i vas thinking i had to fit it into a terrible pickup line.

[amplenacelles]

"well hello there, interested in a technical threesome?" i suppose

[icandozat]

honestly, zat's somehow still better than the ones keptin comes up vith

[amplenacelles]

well it's hard to come up with worse ones than he does.

oh here, ye could also try "i hope you don't mind but i'm being haunted by more than just your beauty"

[icandozat]

lmfao hell i think you haff reached your goal

[amplenacelles]

does that mean i can stop now? good lord, that one hurt to type.

[(Anonymous)]

get it, scotty

[amplenacelles]

i think ye're delirious from lack of sleep and food. go eat a sandwich and take a nap.