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awww i like the vay she sounds already.

vhat, it's not like i'm not trying.

she's good people.

have u discussed this w/ mccoy >:(

yes. he has run ewery single test on me zat exists. i haff tried sedatiwes but then i just get stuck in the nightmares.

so i just deal vith it. vhat else is there to do, you know?

:c bb

i'd recommend my method but well

haha yes zat is somevhat out of the realm of possibility for me at the moment.

oh i dunno, i bet you could find someone

should put out personal ad:

owerachiewing insomniac vith possible split personality seeks companionship. i like science and my hobbies include painting terrifying stickmen in my sleep.

Edited 2013-04-25 06:31 (UTC)

ngl if i were single and browsing personal ads, i'd answer one like that. js.

also js i bet there are people on the enterprise who'd be into that. i mean, it's the enterprise.

i vould laugh nerwously and tab away tbh

"driven, career-minded young man seeks companionship. likes science; hobbies include european history, music, and practical jokes."

there i fixed it for ye.

oh. haha yes, zat sounds less like i am as deranged as i feel, thank you.

aye well, i think you're supposed to wait for the second date before ye tell 'em about otherworldly possessions and supernatural stalkers. it's been a while though, the conventions may have changed.

here i vas thinking i had to fit it into a terrible pickup line.

"well hello there, interested in a technical threesome?" i suppose

honestly, zat's somehow still better than the ones keptin comes up vith

well it's hard to come up with worse ones than he does.

oh here, ye could also try "i hope you don't mind but i'm being haunted by more than just your beauty"