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ok but really, was this my boss's doing or my kid's this time idek

Both frequently drop you in unknown wilderness, I gather.

well my kid's got an affinity for plants and sometimes she does spooky things accidentally

my boss likes being very vague when he sends me to do things

maybe i should amend that to especially spooky things

she's a ghost that's kind of inherently spooky

A ghost that isn't even a little spooky is something of an abject failure, really.

lol ikr

eleanor's v terrifying when she wants to be, i'm so proud :')

tho it's not like i can take credit for that lol

Who is your boss?

ol' tall chalky and faceless himself

You seem awfully lucid for one of the Operator's people.

Or maybe I just end up only meeting the ones with especially squishy psyches.

lol yeah. i'm a little higher up the proxy food chain i guess you'd say

it helps that i'm originally from silent hill, population nightmares.

Ah, Silent Hill. Lovely little vacation spot. That explains things.

i even have a proxy/split personality that grew into an entire person running around

she moved to gotham tho

My. That's not something I've come across terribly often. Does she also still work for Slenderman?

it's a little weird, but i kept most of the slendy stuff and she got most of the silent hill stuff, tho we're both still connected to both. she/we're the fury (not the one with the eyepatch)

tho lately she mostly works for two-face

No more or less reasonable than anything else mystical, honestly.

The former lawyer with the duality fetish?

p much

that's the one. murphy's with him too. murphy aka alastor in silent hill culty speak.

I shouldn't be even a little surprised that Alastor is running around with the Fury. Or, er, a Fury.

yes hello this is proxy

Do you have the creepy cult wherever you are?

oh god the slendy cult is so dumb

/so dumb/

i outrank those scrubs

I see.

The Operator's cult is even more worthless than the Order.

That's saying something.

lmfao p much

the slendy cult actually had someone show up to try and ~put me in my place~

it did not work out for them

Worked out alright for me eventually.