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you know loki's name maybe you are working with him

lbr i am probably on shield's radar now for something entirely different

something more faceless and tentacle-y

but yes obviously we both know who he is so we're all in cahoots

cahoots for everyone

i am but i am unable to summon enough patience to deal with them and they know this

being in cahoots with loki is not that much fun in my experience

mostly he just whines

i'm not even in the same universe as them rn so it's not like they can do shit to me lol

it's a cahootenanny

at this rate it's starting to sound like we're talking about something else tbh

this makes it sound like they can do much of anything in their actual universe

do not say that too much, fandral will notice

lmfao well i think it depends on who they're attempting to mess with

lol oh god fandral

wait a minute /you're hogun/ omg hi

yeah i don't always notice usernames or icons lol at me. or sometimes one of the various extra dimensional whatevers blocks things i think

did you mean: everyone but the people they should be messing with

i think stark banned him from all computers but you never know

and yes i am hogun, hello

basically. shield's too busy building weapons and overreacting to everyone who's a little weird to actually do anything about anyone actually threatening

oh are you guys partying in nyc? party hard

c: i'm caroline

why do anything about threats when you can call thor or the man of iron to deal with them for you

thor insisted we visit

and then whine at them when they don't want to sit around on the helicarrier being good little agents for the shady gov't agency

thor has good ideas tbh. i wanna go to nyc >:(

i started bringing my horse with me and strangely now they do not call for my aid as often

the new city of york has better than new mexico at least

and i can promise it's better than where i'm stuck. eat some actual food for me pls all we have is replicator crap

well i bake actual food too, but good god i would probably kill like five men for a real cheeseburger. maybe even a questionable gas station hot dog

there will be no more food in the city by the time we are done

the death of 5 men is a small price for a cheeseburger or even a hot dog i think

i agree. there's even enough people on this stupid space station that i don't like that finding people to kill for a hot dog wouldn't even be hard.

hell i'd kill for a hot pocket at this point. if y'all haven't encountered those, u should. they're the same general concept as pop tarts but they're for savory things. well they're more like tiny calzones but w/e. anyway they're meat and cheese and stuff in a crust and they cook rly quickly

...i apparently have a lot of feelings about food right now lmao

i would eat this thing

i like the pepperoni ones in the flaky/croissant crust the best

ham and cheese is good too

oh god I can't even imagine missing hot pockets. I get stuck eating those way too often.