constable_odo | (no subject)

it does. i can mostly control it, but between that and the electronics breaking i try to stay out of populated areas most of the time

...well okay and i don't do crowds well either

it's because you poop at parties

thanks flula

put any math homework in pudding lately

she poops at parties and peoples notice???

oh no don't get him started he'll never stop

:( you are just the wrong tree to make barks at

well shit that's inconvenient

yeah. i get to hang out in the woods a lot, which is nice i guess. i can never tell if that's tied to my powers or what, but i'll take it.

currently i'm hanging around in nyc for a while. it's a nice change of pace

everyone ever is in nyc i swear to god. or space. nyc or space.

i figured new york was probably fairly mutant friendly these days, comparatively

dpends on the neighborhood but yeah, it can be ok from what i understand

well i figured i wouldn't stand out so much compared to all you avengers and such

we do kind of draw attention to ourselves a lot, don't we

just a bit

and it has really good pizza that's the most important thing here

obviously. that's about half of why i venture out into society honestly, for the food.

tbh it's one of few reasons i do anything besides sleep. because food.

now i want pizza

and now we've been talking about food long enough to make me hungry oh god

would you also like a pizza

.......yes. yes i would.

good. idk how familiar you are with the city but i know of pizza places everywhere basically

that's the other part of my job as an avenger, besides being pretty

not super familiar, but i can get around fine. i'm actually not too far from the fancy avengers tower

you could probably combine those and sell calenders if you played your cards right

oh that's easy, i'm up on the uh. stupid balcony thingy stark put on the tower

a cover and 12 pages' wroth of me shirtless, eating pizza, that's how we're funding this superhero operation from here on out

i guess i could post in here when i get to the tower?

each avenger could have their own food calender even