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“average spy goes undercover 3 times a year" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average agent spies 0 times per year. Spiders Nat, who lives in a shipbasket & spies over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

caroline what have you done

assembling the avengers, what's it look like

you rang?

yes hello

how are things

things are good

how is space, is everything still awful

ofc ofc

i'm trying to behave a little better bc some kids don't like it when i end up in the brig but u know

u should come have tea with garak sometime btw he gets v bored

bring them to the brig with you, fun field trip for the whole family

only if it is not replicator made tea

that's actually what we had to do last time, poor kid. he was v unhappy

garak would never! only real tea for guests

poor thing

good, that is acceptable

i had to bake him a lot of things to make it up to him

speaking of baking, if u come visit garak there will probably be cookies or sth

awww

: ) soon

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