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i'd offer to shoot someone in the ass with an arrow but i don't even know where you are.

i'm guessing not in space.

that's very thoughtful, but it'd probably end up being my fault somehow anyway because evil mutants.

nah I'm in nyc for some reason

probably. even though i'm an avenger or some shit.

because literally everyone is always in nyc, that's why.

oh shit, you are? huh

that's what tv would have us believe anyway

i am i know the secret handshake and everything.

tv is never wrong either.

please tell me the secret handshake is punching someone in the face. lie if you have to.

of course not, just ask fox news.

it actually does. don't do the handshake with the hulk unless you can get punched through a building.

I can, but it's not my favorite

Edited 2014-08-17 05:31 (UTC)

oh hey that's cool though.

it's useful at least. I feel like I got ripped off though, I got super durability but no super strength.

that's more super stuff then i got at lest. i'd trade shit to be less squishy.

good point. I like the teeth and the fish friends, too.

aw, man, you got fish friends, too? that's cool. i want fish friends.

Edited 2014-08-17 05:40 (UTC)

well not currently, I don't know anybody around here. but yeah, I can talk to fish and stuff.

do fish have a lot to say? i had goldfish when i was a kid and i talked to them a lot. i don't think it cared.

depends on the fish. the goldfish I've talked to don't have much to say, no, but a lot of the bigger/smarter ones do

birb - 2014-08-17 06:54 (UTC) - Expand

marinavogel - 2014-08-17 07:42 (UTC) - Expand

also ha ha fox news oh jesus. one of their people tried to interview me and kept calling me birdseye. then bullseye.

I hope you told them your name was birdman. in the voice and everything

Edited 2014-08-17 05:30 (UTC)

i would've but i ended up punching out the reporter, so. oops.

hahahhahahahaha that's beautiful

it was worth the shitstorm that ensued after.

I bet. I wanna punch a fox news guy someday. putting that on my bucket list

i sincerely hope you achieve this goal.

given how fox news is, I better put that one last huh

put on a mask and nobody will know the difference.