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wait did u ask bc you know what those are or bc you don't

slenderman is a monster made of spaghetti noodles and neckbeards with photoshop. silent hill has a pyramid head and a lot of freudian shit right.

kind of and more or less

so what is your relation to mr. poolnoodle suit-and-tie? is he hunting you because you're nice but i'm not gonna be on a slenderman blog, thanks.

not no more

im hip to the scps. i know creepypasta.

yes hello this is proxy

well that answers my question

dw i don't get all mormon-y about it in here or anything

but he does post occasionally jsyk

do you have a moment to discuss the teachings of slendy christ etc etc

would u like a copy of the stalktower to throw away after u shut the door in my face

i could use a new doorstop

will he stalk me i'm not good at dealing with being stalked.

i'd make a terrible proxy.

i mean it's slendy so who knows but idts???? idk why i think that but i think that so there u go

good i hope i'm so boring he doesn't even notice me.

well idt he has any particular opinion on beefy arms so ur fine probs

good because beefy arms are like one third of all i'm good at.

the other two thirds are arrows and boats. i'm great at boats.

well ur very good at them

so ur actually legolas is what i'm getting from this

with less pretty elf hair. yes.

i have like three gimli jokes i wanna make here lao