constable_odo | (no subject)

what did he say

lmao he wandered by and i grumbled sth like 'where are you even from anyway' not expecting him to answer

instead of continuing on with w/e he was doing he walked right up to me and said JOTUNHEIM in a very fierce voice

wait

you have a frost giant child

i sure do

and what happened when you found this out

i hugged him and said "ok loki do u want some cookies" and then we baked cookies

You sure it's not just regular Loki pretending to be a kid?

well he didn't ask for oatmeal raisin soooooo

Flawless logic.

if i get any more logical up in here i'm gonna grow a bowlcut and really fierce eyebrows

but anyway naw this is an actual kid loki from somewhere or other

This tiny megalomaniac in training followed me home, can I keep him?

well we're already keeping me and rien and the vorta so he's in good company rly

Well I guess as long as he gets all his shots...

You anticipate having in issue from the locals about this?

lol nah. tho it's not like i'm going to tell starfleet a damn thing about frost giants

i mean, they still think eleanor is an odd alien of some kind and not a ghost

On the bright side if the redshirt squads give you any trouble Hammer Time or Reindeer Games might show up in person and ruin their day a lot.

very true

assuming there's anything left by the time they get here etc bc i have less and less patience by the day