constable_odo | (no subject)

awwww

we still need to find a way to let u visit btw

mb dr strange could be convinced to assist

He might, uh, have to do a lot more than just get me on a magic bus or whatever out there. I've kinda got some problems.

deet what kind of problems

Accidentally killing things kind of problems.

This sounds familiar.

This shit happens to you?

Well, making people sick moreso than killing them. Though that did happen once. I think. It's uh, more than a little fuzzy.

Only once?

I don't know how many people I've accidentally killed, at this point. I don't really hang around to check, y'know?

Well. I think I've only ever killed people with that particular power the once. I've got other abilities that are more deadly.

Yeah, that makes sense. I'm not sure how many people I killed that time either. I was kind of in a hurry.

Like what? I think I got powers other than 'kill people by existing in their general direction' but I haven't tested 'em out much yet.

Running to something or from it?

Like getting really tall and growing huge talons, for one. Some of the others aren't really lethal on their own, but they're pretty obviously predatory.

From it.

uh oh, hollow powers going wonky?

Would that also fuck with other Hollows? 'Cause most of them only do a little better around me than humans do.

oh wait it's been a while since i watched any bleach

is it too much spiritual pressure? mb? i know soul reapers can incapacitate each other that way

I guess that's what it's gotta be. When I try really hard I still kinda make everything around me pass the fuck out, tho.

Except the cat and the skunk. I don't even know why.

welp

paging one of the soul reapers, maybe they can give you some tips

You mean the guys that would probably like to come out here and kill me? Yeeaahh, maybe not one of them.

true

tho tbh at least some of them probably don't care as long as you're not causing them problems