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[(Anonymous)]

i'm trading sexual favors to a wizard for pizza

how are you

[confound]

WELL.

I'm not in Arkham, that's good enough.

[(Anonymous)]

hey man, replicator pizza just isn't the same i've been craving sbarro's for months

and the wizard is hot

don't judge me

[confound]

Judging you. Which is better, the pizza or the wizard?

[(Anonymous)]

idk yet

[sorcerersupremepizza]

I didn't think you actualy meant that kind of enthusiasm or I'd have brought more than the pizza.

[(Anonymous)]

hey there's always next time

[sorcerersupremepizza]

True enough.

[annabelmgraves]

I guess you could get him to bring you some Burger King, and then you could really have it your way.

[(Anonymous)]

i like the way you think

[confound]

I like to imagine this involves those stupid paper crowns.

[annabelmgraves]

How's that working out for you? Sometimes I really miss some foods when I'm stuck camping.

[confound]

I miss food whenever I'm in Arkham.

[annabelmgraves]

Uh, which one is Arkham again? I can't remember if it's a hospital or a supervillain prison or... it's not one of the little island kingdoms is it?

[confound]

Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Part hospital, part prison,100% Hell.

[annabelmgraves]

Oh god yeah, I bet the food's really terrible.

[confound]

I can't even begin to tell how terrible.

[annabelmgraves]

Given some of the places I've lived, I think I have some idea.