constable_odo | (no subject)

What kind?

hawaiian plus onions

Best kind.

Well now I want pizza.

pizza party at... not my house.

Pizza party at Stark's.

do I even wanna know what kind of weirdass rich people pizza stark would eat

I don't know but I'm about to find out.

oh do you work for him or something?

I am on his payroll, yeah.

Pretty sure going into your boss's office and just shouting PIZZA at him isn't normal work etiquette.

well at least you're paid well to put up with him I guess.

it's stark, does normal even apply?

Sometimes. Then something explodes or Potts has a nervous breakdown and going back to the islands and selling shave ice on a corner looks like a nice career option.

Not even a little bit.

which islands? islands might be nice if I could get to any, honestly.

Hawai'i. Small town Hawai'i.

cool. I've kind of always wanted to go there. somewhere like that anyway.

though I bet small town hawaii is the same as small town anywhere else after a while

With the added bonus of being stuck in the middle of the Pacific.

yeah, there's that too. though that's most of the appeal for me, honestly.

Fan of the ocean? Or, uh, isolation? I guess.

the ocean, stuff that lives in it. the isolation sounds pretty good too, actually. but not if it's small town enough that everybody's gonna know my business.

Depending on which island, the entire island might be the small town that knows all your business.

oh god, that rules me out then. I really don't need to be gossiped about.

Maybe just a vacation instead?

oh man, a vacation. that sounds nice.