constable_odo | (no subject)

I found you, Dr. New Booty.

That's not even that clever.

It's brilliant. I'm brilliant.

You're a pain in the ass.

These aren't mutually exclusive concepts.

Besides you love me. You know it.

I love my paycheck.

You're breaking my heart, 5-0. I thought we had something special.

poor tony do u need consoling

Yes.

then come over here and i'll bake u sth and we can watch one of ur movies

That might help.

i like to watch movies while sprawled on at least three people does this also help

This helps a lot.

how do u feel about aliens and also well dressed terrorist clowns tho

i keep odd company ok

is he really

SHould I even answer this.

...Probably not.

probably yes

Yeah, no, I'm gonna go with no.

awww