constable_odo | (no subject)

I don't think I've killed one instantly.

Hogun did, allegedly, though he might have just thrown it at someone. We just don't know.

one of my abilities just inherently messes with tech. i was kind of a menace before i learned how to tone that down.

Hogun says stop calling. he's busy

So he got there alright. And oh hoho, is he?

he did. and not that kind of busy.

Truly? Alas, poor Hogun.

hey I'm the one with weird plant alien monster whatever shrapnel in my back

Plant alien monster? You did not even see what happened?

nope. I was just trying to go buy some damn eggs. then all of a sudden explosions and yelling and things hitting me

didn't even get the fucking eggs

Maybe the valiant Hogun will fetch you some.

I don't even know if the store is still there actually. but I don't think I can cook with my back fucked up like this anyway. I could maybe order a pizza though

Excellent idea, Lady Shark. As it turns out Hogun does like Midgard food quite a lot.

..........lady shark?

Lady Shark.

well I can safely say no one's called me lady anything before.

First time for everything, I suppose.

I guess. it's better than what people usually call me, but I still can't say that I like it much

Ah. Too... formal?

you could say that.

i think the last time anyone called me lady was a guy hanging out of his car and was followed by a bunch of gross things i'm not going to repeat.

pretty much

Midgardian men, why.

because men