constable_odo | (no subject)

Bored and tired of men in black spamming my inbox with this link. How's you

shield needs better hobbies for real

i'm p good. trying not to stab anyone while i wait for someone to meet me here

SHIELD needs a dirt nap

Stab them, it's always the best possible solution

i don't have time to deal w/ sneaking out of the brig after stabbing someone tho

The inevitable jailtime is always such a downer, yeah

Treat everyone like you're going to stab them anyway

no matter how scary i am up here no one seems to remember

which tbf is sometimes a good thing but ugh stop talking about my face i can hear u

then again this is better than when they talk about my kids so mb i shouldn't complain too much