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so i hear this is where all the cool mutants hang out now

I'm here and I'm the coolest, so.

are you really tony stark? i don't think the glowy thing counts as a mutation

The glowy thing's an arc reactor. And that's why I added the other bit.

yeah i don't know what that means. i'm uh, kind of bad with technology.

It's a really expensive glowy thing.

well, it's attached to you of course it is.

Not a mutant though. But still the coolest.

i am also not a mutant but i'm definitely the coolest, not tony. hi c:

i'm caroline

hey caroline.

Excuse you, I'm cooler.

too bad it not

Nope.

double nope

im not cool

you're not? who's been lying to me then

it's a terrible rumor, i don't know where it started

wow, it's not often i actually hear any of those.

is it???

praise jesus i found the promised land

i will get to be in xavier's cheer squad yet

why would u want to be in xavier's cheer squad he's mutant dumbledore

what else am i gonna wear this x men uniform for

I GOT THE LEATHER MINISKIRT AND EVERYTHING

wear it on dates

i did once but apparently that doesn't go over well

that's "ruining dinner, wade" and grounds for getting banned from tgifriday's

they don't appreciate how many squats i had to do for that miniskirt

how rood

hope u better date next time

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in hindsight i should probably not have worn a thong under it

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