constable_odo | (no subject)

I approve.

Even with the tentacle arms.

i should take a picture tbh they look like if you and slenderman had a kid together

That really doesn't sound far fetched compared to the children I already have, honestly.

lol true

i could like, introduce u if u wanted

idek if slendy knows wtf dating is but idk that he doesn't

Oh, we're acquainted. I'm fairly certain he does not.

did u try it with slendy

Maybe I did.

But perhaps I did not. We'll never know.

idk i could just ask him the next time he drops by for a visit

though that does take all the mystery out of it i suppose

But the mystery is the fun part.

i thought flirting with aliens and extra dimensional horrors was the fun part

There are quite a few fun parts, why choose just one?

yes good i like all sorts of fun parts

lmfao fuck i just asked rien about shapeshifting into tony and they said "i already know how to be short"

look u lil shit

Don't forget the smugness. Short and smug, that basically covers it for Stark.