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I somehow find that slightly hard to believe.

lmfao wellllll yeah ok it might have been me. tho idt all the weirdass uncles/aunts helped

rien is determined to make me regret letting them watch marvel movies with me i s2g

Is that so?

they're trying to convince me that they're burdened with glorious purpose tbh

the helmet horns are p accurate, if not attached to an actual helmet. the hair could use some work tho.

...idk why rien is still doing creepy tentacle arms though.

I approve.

Even with the tentacle arms.

i should take a picture tbh they look like if you and slenderman had a kid together

That really doesn't sound far fetched compared to the children I already have, honestly.

lol true

i could like, introduce u if u wanted

idek if slendy knows wtf dating is but idk that he doesn't

Oh, we're acquainted. I'm fairly certain he does not.

did u try it with slendy

Maybe I did.

But perhaps I did not. We'll never know.

idk i could just ask him the next time he drops by for a visit

though that does take all the mystery out of it i suppose

But the mystery is the fun part.

i thought flirting with aliens and extra dimensional horrors was the fun part

There are quite a few fun parts, why choose just one?

yes good i like all sorts of fun parts

lmfao fuck i just asked rien about shapeshifting into tony and they said "i already know how to be short"

look u lil shit

Don't forget the smugness. Short and smug, that basically covers it for Stark.