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[marinavogel]

the babies are checking out library books about dark rituals. they must be stopped.

[hogun]

you found the real threat

congratulations you are now leader of shield

[marinavogel]

oh no don't say that, now they'll never leave me alone. on the other hand, I could just order them all into a volcano or something.

[(Anonymous)]

i ordered him to run into my knife. i ordered him to run into my knife /ten times/

[marinavogel]

I like your style.

[hogun]

order them to actually be competent

they will accidentally blow up the shipbasket somehow while attempting

[marinavogel]

can't I just order them to be dead? that sounds so much better and more likely.

shipbasket?

[hogun]

you could try

the giant monstrosity they fly around in

shipbasket

[marinavogel]

they have a giant thing they fly around in? ...of course they do. I wonder who they stole it from.

[hogun]

given how terrible it is they probably actually built it themselves

[marinavogel]

well if I'm in charge of shield now maybe I'll just order them to crash it into something.

[hogun]

that works too